P212121 Store Acquired by Fisher
Press Release:
Toledo, Ohio – store.P212121.com, the world’s pioneering and leading crystallography ecommerce retailer has been acquired by Fisher.
As you know, P212121 has had the crystallography market cornered. “We are interested in the great crystallography chemicals, supplies and products that P212121 has to offer. More importantly, we realize that sex sells and look forward to bringing Sean Seaver on board to help manage our crystallographic division,” said a Fisher spokesperson.
Sean Seaver, P212121 Founder, “I am glad my 2 weeks of hard work have finally paid off and look forward to making Fisher sexy. My only regret will be watching our product prices more than double. Fortunately, since acquiring funding is so easy, this shouldn’t effect our research community.”
Financial details were not disclosed.
Nathan Luebbering
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 AM #
Dead sexy! How much did you have to pay them to acquire you?
Sean
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:32 AM #
Ha, ha! Tough crowd, tough crowd.
Mr. PotatoHead
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:20 PM #
What!?! Fisher really bought you out??
That’s amazing– and after only two weeks. You must have made them nervous.
You look happy, congrats man!
milkshake
April 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 PM #
See what you can do when you put your mind to work? I bet there is a non-competing clause in your deal with Thermo-Fisher which stipulates that for the next three years you will return to your active partying lifestyle, rather than selling stuff below the generally-acceptable 3000% mark-up
Amy
April 18th, 2010 at 3:53 PM #
Ha, ha! Tough crowd, tough crowd.